"dude I’ve gotten like 4 subpoenas to show up in court cause I called 911 when this lady got a attacked or something a while ago but I don’t really know what happened, I was just being nice and calling 911, so I’m not gonna go and I wish they’d stop sending them to me"

My roommate just dropped that one on me.

Tags: omg

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clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

(via no-sassbacks)

i need a netflix to watch  ready go

kick ass practice sessions are kick ass

kick ass practice sessions are kick ass

Anonymous said: How old are you?

19

Anonymous said: What's wrong?

um..? nothing right now really

ilovecharts:

Comprehensive diagram of spaceships. The ISS is included on the top right, in yellow, for scale.

This is the coolest thing I’ve seen all week

ilovecharts:

Comprehensive diagram of spaceships. The ISS is included on the top right, in yellow, for scale.

This is the coolest thing I’ve seen all week

(Source: madddscience)